I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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