just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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