i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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