boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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