totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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