Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Houston, we have a blender
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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