When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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