I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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