Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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