how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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