I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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