Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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