Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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