I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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