Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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