Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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