How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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