yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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