No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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