i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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