Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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