i just google imaged poop.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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