She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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