these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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