I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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