He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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