i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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