I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Just puked most of my soul out..
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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