i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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