You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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