Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Holy sore nipples Batman
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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