it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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