One girl and one boy is just not enough.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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