the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex