I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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