What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
love makes seman taste better
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
NoShamevember. You game?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
as a side note pls kill me
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Randomize
