yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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