Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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