i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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