Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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