I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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