I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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