quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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