In the future we'll all be gay
I hate all girls vehemently.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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