I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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