Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Randomize
