Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Houston, we have a blender
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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