Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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