So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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