My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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