Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
she told me i tasted like america
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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