is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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