It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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