so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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