if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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