i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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